derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

(via oknope)

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kupky:

how to not see spoilers

  • finish series in nonstop marathon without sleep before returning to tumblr

(Source: shinymetapod, via oknope)

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daftpnk:

*doesnt care and falls asleep*

(via oknope)

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I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell

(via orgasm)

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saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

(via thegirlwhostoletheworld)

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animalsandtrees:

animalplace:

Did you know chickens see both ultraviolet and infrared light waves? 

The reason chickens are bright-eyed and fluffy-tailed early in the morning is because they see the sun rise before we do…they’re seeing the infrared light waves of the sun long before our eyes notice it.

Cool, huh?

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"We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own."
my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)

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